About myself

I'm not ancient, well... some would say that I am, but I'm only 15, so take that anyway you want to.

Basically started this up as I'm imaginative, good at writing and haven't got too much to do in my spare time.

I'm currently studying in high school, in the bonnie land of Scotland.

Don't want to give too much about myself away, so I'll leave it at that and see where that gets us.

Stay in school, drugs are bad, don't swear and be attentive... Just kidding, do what you like, It's your life.

-Gaffer

Becoming a part of the family

If you want some laughs, witty comments and crass viewpoints towards different topics; from TV shows to the time I fell down to flights of steps, this page is full of all the stuff that makes life good again.

I recommend you come back, if not for the banter, for the entertainment factor of myself being an absolute twat.

Have fun, but not too much fun...

-Gaffer

History of me

As I mentioned before, I am 15 years old, I was born on the 14th October 1997.

My lucky number is 14 and has won me tons of awards, not really, but hopefully one day it'll win me the lottery ;).

Scotland is the place to be right now... It snows in summer, it overheats in winter and rains in autumn, why not visit Scotland?

Not much history about me, but a summary of an individual part of my life.

-Gaffer